Married Facebook friends, I love each of you, I do.

But please, be two people on Facebook, not one.

If it were just a few of you, I'd let it slide. But my account is littered with variations of Wife.And.Husband in the place where just a single, solitary first name should be.

I don't understand. Is there a rule that you must share everything once you're married? You can't be you anymore, but a hybrid of husband and wife (and in some cases, husband and husband) Facebooked into one until death do you part?

What is this spell over you and how can I break it?

I read your interests and hobbies and have no idea which one of you it is. I want to send messages to you, but don't know whom I'm actually talking to. If I throw a sheep at you, whom will I be superpoking?

Repeat after me: I am more than the sum of my marriage, I am more than the sum of my marriage, I am more than the sum of marriage. Now go and tell your significant other to get their own account, and you, just be you.

Thanks.

(Facebook photo from Flickr user pshab)